What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:09

-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever